Lowry is crazy
The Narrator is Tyler
The mom is Norman

The Falcon’s a fake
Aliens don’t like water
Teabing’s a bad guy

Lonestar is a prince
The Ark is put in a box
Donnie saves the world

The planet is Earth
He does build it, they do come
It’s all in Nash’s head

(And now, for the super-condensed lightening round)

Frodo lives; Pigs walk
the bus stops; the boat sinks; “Khaaaan”
It’s people; Goose dies


One Response to “SPOILER WARNING! Version 2”

  1. Chris Says:

    Does “Khaaaan” really count as a spoiler? And besides, there’s no way that’s one syllable.

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